I think I was about 10 years old when my parents had the bright idea that I learn another language. Classes were on Saturday mornings, which conflicted with my prime time cartoon time. What the hell was I doing in a classroom this early on the weekend?
At the end of the year, we had to memorize a speech and recite it in front of an auditorium full of people. Because I didn’t study or learn a thing in the classroom, I was in big trouble. But I had a plan.
I planned to hold up a picture that I was going to talk about. I thought I was sly to write my entire speech on the back. Technically this was cheating, so I lightly wrote it in pencil, hopefully hidden, so nobody would be the wiser. Genius, I thought.
I was 10 and never done any public speaking before. As I looked at the full room, I began to get really nervous. I could feel myself becoming anxious.
When it was my turn, I walked out on stage. As I lifted the picture in front of my face, I found my sweaty palms had smudged my entire speech. I could only make out a few words here and there. I tried to remember what I wrote, but to no avail. So I just started making shit up. I literally was randomly throwing consonants and vowels together and babbling like an idiot. Pure gibberish. Thank god there wasn’t social media back then. That would have been a nightmare perpetually watching that on a loop.
I remember as I walked off stage, my teacher had the most peculiar look on her face. They didn’t have the acronym back then, but in hindsight, it was an old school WTF expression. I’m surprised this didn’t mentally scar me for life.
Does public speaking still terrify me? No, but I still feel my nerves when I have to do it. On the bright side, living through a pretty bad experience at 10 years old meant there was only one way go from there. Up. Maybe hitting rock bottom at a young age wasn’t too bad after all.
I looked for songs with unintelligible lyrics to match my 10 year old stage performance. In an earlier post, there was the Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas. Here’s another one. Yellow Ledbetter by Pear Jam. There were many theories of the song’s lyrics. I liked this one the best.
The name “Yellow Ledbetter” derives from an old tongue twister in which you try to say “yellow better, red better” as fast as you can. Just a few times repeated, the words become jumbled and you get “yellow ledbetter.” They used it as the name of the song because the lyrics are indistinguishable, just like the tongue twister.
This was a fun one to read the YouTube comments. And even though we have no idea what the lyrics are, I love this song.
When Eddie said: “Onabide, onweser onaweie, Ene co manase nanaho anase nenacol auregue” I really felt that, bro.
YouTube comment by KrousiDrum
I’m drunk now and I can now understand the lyrics.
YouTube comments by tj8771
Pearl Jam, the only band that can sound both incredibly beautiful and like complete gibberish at the same time.
YouTube comment by DocProc158
I could add the actual song lyrics like I always do with each post. But somehow that doesn’t feel right. It’s better that we don’t know. Eddie Vedder proved that unintelligible mumble is OK. In fact, beautiful. I’m now reimagining my 10 year old self walking off that auditorium stage with a fist in the air and my head held up high.
Wow! I am amazed that you had the confidence to keep going and make up your own language. I think I would have dissolved into tears, if that were me. I guess there is truth in the saying, “Fake it ’til you make it!”
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Fortunately I wasn’t up there very long!
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That was really clever for a 10 year old 😁
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Smart 10 years old boy. 😂👍🏼
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Sounds scary lol!! I can relate because once as a kid in tbe church Christmas Eve service i completely forgot my lines for the Sunday school skit we were performing. Like nothing came out, nothing!
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I’m amazed when I see kids who feel so at ease speaking or performing their in front of crowds.
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I’m not sure I would have even got on stage! I think I would have definitely pulled a sickie!
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I can’t imagine giving a speech in a different language. I can’t imagine thinking as quickly on my feet as you did. Good on you!
That said, I have always loved this song. It’s particularly fun to sing along with in the car–alone–making up nonsensical lyrics, because really–WTF? 😂
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I was tempted to look up the lyrics but I didn’t want to spoil it. This is such a good song. Singing along making up your own mumble sounds like a lot of fun!
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I’m so glad you didn’t post the words. I smoked some weed and gave it a good listen. I loved it! Didn’t understand a word, but what great music.
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Oh man. That would be a great way to listen to this song! Your comment made my day.
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I especially liked the ending when it was just Eddie singing some ooos and that gorgeous guitar. Pearl Jam is really one of the all-time great bands, aren’t they?
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I totally agree. I remember when they first came out, I was totally blown away. I wonder if the younger generation ever experience something similar with current artists.
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I wonder…
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I knew you were gonna go there with the lyrics. I have at least three versions of this song, because it’s been one of my favorites for thirty years. Eddie changes the lyrics in every single one. And I don’t care what any of them are. It’s just an amazing song, and Mike McCready’s guitar solos on every version are Hendrix-worthy. That’s why they usually close their concerts with it.
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I agree. I don’t really care what the lyrics are. It’s such a great song. I stopped trying to interpret the lyrics long ago and I just enjoy the vibe.
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